Fun snig' lits (invented words)

Snig' lit
Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.

Aeroma (ayr oh' ma) - (n)
The odor emanating from an exercise room after an aerobics workout.


Aeropalmics (ayr o palm' iks) - (n)
The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window.


Airdirt (ayr' dirt) - (n)
A hanging plant that's been ignored for three weeks or more.


Anaception (an a sep' shun) - (n) 
The body's ability to actually affect television reception by moving about the room.

Anticiparcellate (an ti si par' sel ate) - (v)

Waiting until the mailman is several houses down the street before picking up the mail, so as not too appear too anxious.

Aquadextrous - (adj)

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Arachnidiot (ar ak ni' di ot) - (n)

A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.

Backspackle (bak' spak uhl) - (n)

Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle.

Baldage (bald' aj) - (n)

The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

Bazookacidal Tendencies (bah zew' kuh sy dal ten' den seez) - (n)

The overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth.

Beavo (bee' vo) - (n)

A pencil with teeth marks all over it.

Beelzebug (n)

Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Blithwapping - (v)

Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.

Blivett (blih' vit) - (v)

To turn one's pillow over and over, looking for the cool spot.

Blossor - (n)

The hair style one has after removing a baseball cap.

Blurfle (bler' ful) - (v)

To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops.

Bovilexia (bo vil eks' e uh) - (n)

The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.

Bozone (n)

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Brakenoia  (Brak e noia) (v)

The act or urge of stepping on the brake on the passenger side of the car

Brattled (brat' uld) - (adj)

The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the busload of kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you.

Brimplet (brim' plit) - (n)

A frayed shoelace that must be moistened to pass through a shoe eyelet.

Burbulation - (n)

The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.

Burgacide - (n)

What you call the desperate action of a hamburger leaping to its death through the holes in the Bar-B-Q grill.

Bursploot (ber' sploot) - (v)

To position one's thumb at the end of a garden hose to increase the pressure.

Thanks to Bert Christensen's Truth & Humour Collection.