Best Alice in Wonderland quotes for tattooing

This seems an odd topic but I've noticed how many of you are interested in tattooed quotes. Personally, some of those commonly chosen I wouldn't tattoo on me, even though I can appreciate the quote. That said, other's I love. So, I thought I occasionally put together a list of favourite quotes per book or author I wouldn't mind either tattooed on me or seeing on someone else. Ones that would bring a smile.

The important question was, where to start. Well, why not start with the classic book Alice in Wonderland as it is one of the best for bringing a smile to someone's face.

• "Curiouser and curiouser!" - Alice.

• "Who are YOU?" said the Caterpillar.

  This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation.  Alice replied, rather shyly, "I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then." - Alice and the Caterpillar.

  
  

 I'd suggest some form of shortening for this one. Maybe taking out all but the dialogue so that it reads:

"Who are YOU?"
"I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then."

• "But I don't want to go among mad people."

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." - Alice and the Cheshire Cat.

Alternatively, you could shorten this to: "We're all mad here."

• "Off with her head! Off--" - Queen of Hearts

Or if you like you can use "Off with his head!" instead.

• "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it." - Alice.

• "That's nothing to what I could say if I chose." - Duchess.

• “I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see.” – Alice.

 

• “Adventures first... explanations take such a dreadful time.” – Gryphon.

• “Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!” - The White Rabbit.

• “Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.” – The King.

• “Time is Gold!” – Queen of Hearts.