Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.
Aeroma (ayr oh' ma) - (n)
The odor emanating from an exercise room after an aerobics workout.
Aeropalmics (ayr o palm' iks) - (n)
The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window.
Airdirt (ayr' dirt) - (n)
A hanging plant that's been ignored for three weeks or more.
Anaception (an a sep' shun) - (n)
The body's ability to actually affect television reception by moving about the room.
Anticiparcellate
(an ti si par' sel ate) - (v)
Waiting until the mailman is several houses down
the street before picking up the mail, so as not too appear too anxious.
Aquadextrous
- (adj)
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your
toes.
Arachnidiot
(ar ak ni' di ot) - (n)
A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible"
spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.
Backspackle
(bak' spak uhl) - (n)
Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a
fenderless bicycle.
Baldage
(bald' aj) - (n)
The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
Bazookacidal
Tendencies (bah zew' kuh sy dal ten' den seez) - (n)
The overwhelming desire of
most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from
someone's mouth.
Beavo
(bee' vo) - (n)
A pencil with teeth marks all over it.
Beelzebug (n)
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the
morning and cannot be cast out.
Blithwapping
- (v)
Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes,
lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
Blivett
(blih' vit) - (v)
To turn one's pillow over and over, looking for the cool spot.
Blossor - (n)
Blossor - (n)
The hair style one has after removing a baseball cap.
Blurfle
(bler' ful) - (v)
To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music
at the bar or disco suddenly stops.
Bovilexia
(bo vil eks' e uh) - (n)
The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and
yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.
Bozone
(n)
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking
down in the near future.
Brakenoia (Brak e noia) (v)
The act or urge of stepping on the brake on
the passenger side of the car
Brattled
(brat' uld) - (adj)
The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the busload of
kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you.
Brimplet
(brim' plit) - (n)
A frayed shoelace that must be moistened to pass through a
shoe eyelet.
Burbulation
- (n)
The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt
to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
Burgacide
- (n)
What you call the desperate action of a hamburger leaping to its death
through the holes in the Bar-B-Q grill.
Bursploot
(ber' sploot) - (v)
To position one's thumb at the end of a garden hose to increase
the pressure.
Thanks to Bert Christensen's Truth & Humour Collection.
Rosalie: I am guilty of Anticiparcellate, have Bazookacidal Tendencies, constantly Blithwap and have a touch of Bovilexia.
ReplyDeleteJared: I didn't think you drank.
Rosalie: As you can see, I will imbibe occasionally. But I'm sure you'll be guilty of one or two of the same.
Jared: Never one or two. Three or four yes. One or two just seams like a waste.
Rosalie: Gotta say, tis hard to stop myself from popping bubblegum bubbles.
Helen: Wow! and I thought I had problems! LOL!