Friday, March 2, 2012

Cat Lesson: The gentle art of bullying

A lesson from one of my cats.
His name is Bob or The Great Lump.

 First edge close.

And closer.

Pretend you aren't begging. You just happen to be there.

 Stare your message through. Really drill your thoughts into their mind.

When caught, pretend you weren't looking.

Receive consolation pat with much gratitude but refuse to move back so they have to pat you again. Any attention will lead somewhere.

 Finally, sit on the computer or other object gaining more attention than you.
This should result in rewards, namely food and cuddles.


  1. It also helps if it's a colder day!

  2. True. I won't run outside and escape them because it is raining.