Friday, March 16, 2012

Fun snig' lits (invented words)

Snig' lit
Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.

Aeroma (ayr oh' ma) - (n)
The odor emanating from an exercise room after an aerobics workout.

Aeropalmics (ayr o palm' iks) - (n)
The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window.

Airdirt (ayr' dirt) - (n)
A hanging plant that's been ignored for three weeks or more.

Anaception (an a sep' shun) - (n) 
The body's ability to actually affect television reception by moving about the room.

Anticiparcellate (an ti si par' sel ate) - (v)
Waiting until the mailman is several houses down the street before picking up the mail, so as not too appear too anxious.

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Arachnidiot (ar ak ni' di ot) - (n)
A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.

Backspackle (bak' spak uhl) - (n)
Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle.

Baldage (bald' aj) - (n)
The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

Bazookacidal Tendencies (bah zew' kuh sy dal ten' den seez) - (n)
The overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth.

Beavo (bee' vo) - (n)
A pencil with teeth marks all over it.

Beelzebug (n)
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.

Blivett (blih' vit) - (v)
To turn one's pillow over and over, looking for the cool spot.

The hair style one has after removing a baseball cap.

Blurfle (bler' ful) - (v)
To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops.

Bovilexia (bo vil eks' e uh) - (n)
The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.

Bozone (n)
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Brakenoia  (Brak e noia) (v)
The act or urge of stepping on the brake on the passenger side of the car

Brattled (brat' uld) - (adj)
The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the busload of kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you.

Brimplet (brim' plit) - (n)
A frayed shoelace that must be moistened to pass through a shoe eyelet.

The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.

What you call the desperate action of a hamburger leaping to its death through the holes in the Bar-B-Q grill.

Bursploot (ber' sploot) - (v)
To position one's thumb at the end of a garden hose to increase the pressure.

1 comment:

  1. Rosalie: I am guilty of Anticiparcellate, have Bazookacidal Tendencies, constantly Blithwap and have a touch of Bovilexia.

    Jared: I didn't think you drank.

    Rosalie: As you can see, I will imbibe occasionally. But I'm sure you'll be guilty of one or two of the same.

    Jared: Never one or two. Three or four yes. One or two just seams like a waste.

    Rosalie: Gotta say, tis hard to stop myself from popping bubblegum bubbles.

    Helen: Wow! and I thought I had problems! LOL!